Home Office Dispatch

Agents Thwart assassination

18-OCT-2008 01:00/MDT

Agents are put on alert for heightened activity from Logo. CORE agents successfully thwarted an assassination of the creative director for a popular animated movie which portrayed Logo in a bad light. This movie featured a cute robot trying to cleanup earth from its downfall brought on by Logo through its retail chain which had taken over the world. While CORE does not think the assassination was planned by the upper echelons of Logo, they do believe it was zealous lower management, although any evidence directly linking them is sketchy at best.