A very "about" kind of person. He's about 5'9", 175 lbs., with hair "about so". The only thing agreed upon is that he wouldn't stop glancing at passing women.

History:
Former world traveler turned NSA Public Information Officer, Padre was picked up by UNITAS after a particularly interesting explanation of NSA events. While the operation included none of these, the explanation featured quantum theory, rogue operatives, missing crates of mascara, and habitual smokers. The fact that the press accepted the explanation (or at least did not raise questions at the time) was seen as all the proof that UNITAS needed to bring Padre into the organization.

Notable Quotes:
While holding a grenade- "Want a pin?"

"Do you have any relatives in Afghanistan?"

Notable Deeds:
Participant in the infamous Arak Nuclear Septic Tank Incident.